Ronnie the limo driver roast

A person solely turns 69 as soon as in his life and on Tuesday’s Stern Present, Howard made positive Ronnie “the Limo Driver” Mund celebrated his milestone birthday proper with an in-studio, star-studded roast.

With Ronnie seated on his specifically constructed throne of dildos, comedians Lisa Lampanelli, Nikki Glaser, and Jim Breuer entered with their jokes in hand. Becoming a member of them on the dais have been Ronnie’s co-workers Shuli Egar and Sal Governale who needed to lob a couple of insults of their very own. The most recent member of the Wack Pack, Marfan Mike, additionally confirmed as much as attempt his hand at roasting Ronnie.

Try the highlights from the Ronnie Mund 69th Birthday Roast (under).

Jim Breuer

Former “Saturday Night Live” star and iconic humorist Jim Breuer bought issues began, laying into Ronnie for his well-known hotheaded character.

“What’s the difference between Ronnie and a dildo?” Jim requested the viewers assembled within the Stern Present studio. “Ronnie’s the real dick.”

Talking of dildos, Jim after all needed to joke about Ronnie and his penchant for being pegged. “Ronnie went into a sex shop and he asked, ‘Hey, how much for the big red vibrator?’” Jim mentioned. “And the salesman said, ‘It’s not for sale, stupid. That’s a fire extinguisher.’”

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Jim additionally broke into impressions of Joe Pesci, Ozzy Osbourne, and George Takei whereas cracking one-liners at Ronnie’s expense. However some surprising laughs got here when Jim began a joke by asking Ronnie “knock knock” solely to be met by silence from Ronnie.

“When Jim engages with you, you can talk,” Howard advised Ronnie with amusing.

Shuli Egar

Ronnie’s fellow Stern Present staffer Shuli Egar wasted no time ripping into the person of the hour. “I didn’t come here to bury you, Ronnie. We all know that’s Thursday,” Shuli joked.

Subsequent he made enjoyable of Ronnie and his fiancée Stephanie’s supposed plans to sooner or later open an animal hospital in Las Vegas. “Because really, why should humans be the only ones with shitty luck in that town.”

“Ronnie’s love of racing started as a kid when he got Ben Hur’s autograph,” Shuli continued, burning the limo driver and hardcore NASCAR fan.

Lastly, Shuli closed with a joke about Ronnie’s love life. “You and Stephanie are great for each because you both love dildos – you love them up your ass and she married one.”

Nikki Glaser

Making her Stern Present debut was acclaimed roast comedian Nikki Glaser. She was the primary to joke about Gary Dell’Abate who was additionally sitting within the studio on Tuesday morning.

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“Gary’s a great sport, though, for someone so terrible at sports,” Nikki advised the Stern Present’s government producer who famously threw out a less-than-perfect first pitch at a 2009 Mets sport. “Gary, that first pitch, my God. You throw like a girl. Specifically the one who got her arm bitten off by the shark.”

She additionally took JD Harmeyer to process. “Congrats on tricking someone to marry you,” Nikki mentioned of the just lately wed staffer. “You now know the difference between doing a load of laundry and wiping your load on laundry.”

However after all, Nikki’s harshest jokes have been reserved for Ronnie who she advised the room she was an enormous fan of. “Ronnie, you’re 69. What’s it like to know that you’re going to be outlived by your fiancée … and most houseflies?” Nikki joked. “You’re truly beloved, Ronnie … Even long after Howard retires, you’re still going to be able to draw a crowd. With a crayon in your assistant living facility.”

Marfan Mike

He may not have been all that straightforward to grasp however Wack Packer Marfan Mike was nonetheless in a position to get a couple of laughs together with his roast jokes.

“We all know that Ronnie’s a big fan of NASCAR. Why would he be a fan of something he needs a booster seat for?” Marfan Mike mentioned.

“Jim just told our producer he needs closed captioning,” Howard joked.

Sal Governale

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Stern Present staffer Sal Governale began his set with a line that bought an enormous chortle from the complete studio. “I didn’t know this was an open casket. Somebody shut the lid!” Sal mentioned with a smile.

“Ronnie, you really do look like Wyatt Earp … because he’s been dead for 200 years,” Sal continued. “You are one wrinkly dude. It’s a good thing Ronnie wears glasses so we can tell the difference between his face and his balls.”

Lisa Lampanelli

Lastly, in her final stay roast look earlier than she retires from stand-up comedy, Lisa Lampanelli gave Ronnie the whole lot she’s bought.

“The real surprise is that anyone gives a shit about this future Uber driver,” Lisa joked.

“You always look so dapper,” Lisa then advised Ronnie. “Where do you find a suit like that? Build-A-Bear Workshop?”

She additionally piled on about Ronnie and his fiancée Stephanie, who’s 33 years his junior. “Every time Ronnie and Stephanie leave the house together I get Amber Alerts on my phone,” Lisa joked. “You’ve been engaged more than two years, still no marriage. Well, Howard, you know the old saying: why buy the cow when the bull’s gonna be dead in five years, tops.”

“As my comedy career, much like your ability to get around without a walker, comes to an end I’d seriously like to thank you for giving me the chance to insult someone in public one last time,” Lisa said in closing. “I can’t think of a more deserving or annoying douche to do it for. And Ronnie, I would end by telling you to go fuck yourself, but you probably left your dildo at home.”