Top 6 what flavor is jojo siwa’s ice cream

I know, I know, it’s been awhile since my last cereal review. But I’m back and I brought JoJo Siwa with me…sort of. Full disclosure, I had not idea who Omaha’s own Dance Moms, YouTube and Nickelodeon star was until a couple of years ago. And now she’s apparently immortalized by having her own nationwide distributed cereal.

So here I go…a grown man about to eat JoJo Siwa cereal, all for your entertainment.

Aesthetics

The box is everything that would capture a young fan’s eye while walking down the cereal aisle. Bright pastel colors, stars and of course an image of the cereal’s namesake. In total, JoJo’s image appears five times on the box, in case you forgot whose cereal you were eating. The back of the box provides random JoJo facts and of course the signature JoJo Bow.

As for the cereal itself, it uses the same style of corn puffs that General Mills uses for Cocoa Puffs, Reese’s Puffs, etc. The marshamallows may remind you of Lucky Charms’ marshmallows with their hearts, stars and bow shapes. I’ll touch on that more under the Cereal Concept portion of the review. Basically, a lot of cereal manufacturers don’t reinvent the wheel.

Snackability

JoJo’s cereal isn’t my cup of tea for a variety of reasons, with snackability being one of them. Sure, if you can handle sweet, berry-flavored corn puffs and some marshmallows mixed in, have at it. But for me, it’s a bit much and the after taste is one that can only be eliminated by brushing your teeth, chewing gum or gargling mouth wash…at the same time. Call me old fashion, but I’d settle for dry Honey nut Cheerios.

Structural Integrity

If you’ve read my reviews before, you’ll know that II never think corn puff cereal is very rigid in milk for very long. After a couple minutes you begin losing some crunch and it is more the texture of popcorn beginning to go stale.

And the marshmallows are small, so when they start to get overcome by the milk, they begin losing their color and shape and soon become mushy textured droplets of artificial coloring.

Cereal Concept

A cereal based on current pop-culture celebrity is nothing new. (Mr. T’s cereal that debuted in 1983 is still my favorite). The contents, sweetened strawberry puffs combined with marshmallow shapes of bows, stars and hearts is like if the Leprechaun from Lucky Charms took too much molly and tried to make his own version of Lucky Charms.

In short, it’s like another General Mills product, Franken Berry, except it’s not seasonal.

Flavor

The box boasts that I’m eating sweetened corn puffs with marshmallows, or what they call “Strawberry Bop.” Apparently, it’s naturally flavored with other natural flavors. Does that even make sense?

Strawberry, every time I take a bite, it fills the nostril with the aroma of supposed natural flavors. With each bite, I’m reminded of the taste of Caticorn cereal. If you’ve tried that you will understand what I’m saying. As milk dilutes the cereal as the minutes go by, the potency of the flavor begins to dissipate, leaving you just eating a bowl of pink puffs and once-well defined shaped marshmallows.

Final Thoughts

Missing add to include sprinkle or sparkle to it, similar to what Caticorn cereal promoted.

In the end, it’s the not worst cereal I’ve had and it’s not the best. But, if you have small children who are fans, or Siwanators, of JoJo Siwa, they won’t care and it’ll be the best food they’ve ever eaten. For me, all I can say is that at least it was only $2 when I bought it at HyVee, which is far less than this ridiculous bow I purchased for this cereal review. Apparently you can put a price on dignity and my price is $6.

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